On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 6 episode 7 titled “Dr. Linus”. This is the episode in which we all wait in anticipation to see if ABC marketing spoiled it for us in last week’s teaser trailer. You’ll have to watch to find out!

Also an update on my Lost App. It got rejected! Ack! But I’ve already fixed it and re-submitted, and I’ve announced the details. It’s called Lost Answers, and is a Lost Trivia app! I’ll let you know when it’s ready for prime time. Should be just a couple of days.

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 6 episode 6 titled “Sundown”. What an action packed episode! I loved it.

Be sure to listen in to the beginning where I tease my upcoming Lost iPhone app!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 6 episode 5 titled “Lighthouse”. Season 6 continues to illuminate us and Lighthouse is no different! Be sure to join us live next week!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 6 episode 4 titled “The Substitute”. Quite an episode! Our favorite bald crash survivor is still getting centric episodes long after his death. Be sure to join us next week!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 6 episode 3 titled “What Kate Does”. A lot of people seem to not be very fond of Kate episodes. Listen in to hear what our reaction was! Be sure to join us live next week!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover the Lost season 6 premiere! It feels fantastic to have the old crew back again, after a VERY long hiatus. The season opened with quite a bang so listen in for our reaction and be sure to join us live next week!

 

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The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. Yes folks, my podcast is very much alive, and Cranky Fanatic will be back in action for the FINAL SEASON OF LOST! We’ll be back with the group chat rooms and the live shows right after every new episode of the FINAL SEASON OF LOST!!!!

ZOMGBBQ!!!1!!

Can you tell I’m excited?

On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episodes 16 and 17, the season finale titled “The Incident”. And thus another season comes to a close. It’s going to be another long hiatus, but they’ve given us a lot to digest. Listen in for our discussion of the finale, as well as some talk about what Crankyfanatic.com will be doing while lost isn’t around!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episode 15, titled “Follow The Leader”. Was this a Richard-Centric episode? No one is really sure, but between the time travel and the awkward submarine moments, we have a solid penultimate episode. I’ve you’ve never joined us live, you should really come chat with us during the season finale next week!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episode 14, titled “The Variable”. Wow! Gratuitous Faraday action. Perfect pacing. Fantastic twist at the end. Nearly a perfect epsiode! Be sure to join us live next Thursday.

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episode 13, titled “Some Like It Hoth”. Sorry for the late post. This was an awesome Miles centric episode with a healthy dose of Star Wars. I liked it very much. Come join us live next week!

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episode 12, titled “Dead is Dead”. This episode BIG TIME makes up for last weeks. In fact, the first 15 minutes alone made up for last week. Tune in to hear why I think this is one of the best episodes of all time. And be sure to join us live next week!

 

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First off let me start by saying that I did not abandon this blog, I got a job. Which in this economy is no small thing. My new career is in the Bankruptcy Dept of a large financial institution. There’s plenty of work there. So much in fact that we’re all working mandatory overtime.

My wallet loves it but The LOST fashion review is suffering.

I was happy enough leaving the commentary to other people until this episode, which it seems drew mixed review but in my opinion is the 2nd in awfulness only to the episode where Jack gets his tattoo.

The reason this episode was so awful was a mixture of anti-climatic reveals and just plain nonsense that didn’t make any sense at all. This stuff might have worked on any other drama, but this is LOST….

Instead of complaining, I’ve decided to rewrite the episode myself in a way that I would like better.

EPISODE 5-11 : DAWN STYLE

Show opens w/no “previously on lost” and you just either have to know who the hell Cassidy and Claire’s mom is or else figure it out yer self. In fact it opens with a replay of the Sayid shot Ben scene where we see that Ben wasn’t shot in the heart really, cause there’d be no way to survive that.

Sayid runs off, Jin wakes up soon enough that Ben hasn’t bled out yet and manages to get him to Juliet who calls for Jack while shes patching him up.

Sawyer goes to get Jack who does that whole same “I’d rather make a sandwich” bit but drops the bomb that he was being Jack Workman last week and he ‘cleaned’ Sayid’s cell, had a chat with him and decided to light a Dharma van on fire and launch it at a house to create a diversion while young ben lets him out, and then Sayid will shoot him as part of his grand plan….. because he reacts instead of doing all that thinking Sawyer’s been doing.

Meanwhile, in the future, Kate goes to see Cassidy who wonders how the crap she knows Sawyer, who she had no idea was on that plane in the first place. They catch up on what they’ve been up to since they last saw each other. Remark how strange it is they both know the same guy in totally unrelated ways, and then Kate tells her about the secret stash of money and what-not Sawyer has for his daughter that he whispered  to her about on the helicopter, because surely the big secret from Jack isn’t just ‘go see my daughter’.

On the way home, Aaron wants some milk. Kate says shut up and I’ll give you some milk when we get home. He says nooooo I want milk noooooowwww. She says “oh for &*%^%&’s sake” and pulls over at a mini-mart cause she’s not going to go to a grocery store just for a carton of milk wearing Sun’s impossibly high heeled shoes that probably pinch her feet cause they’re not hers.

They get in the mini-mart. Aaron wants a juice box now. “Well you’re getting milk” she says. As she turns to pay for the milk a woman with Claire hair grabs his hand and starts to walk off into the parking lot. Kate throws off her pinchy high heels, runs after her and tackles her to the ground.

She IS Claire and she says “You’re not supposed to raise him, Kate”. Kate gets freaked out and backs off and she disappears with Aaron. We don’t know if Claire was real or imaginary or apparition or what.

Meanwhile on the island in 1977, Juliet saves little Ben and decides the way to handle this situation is to attempt to be the positive influence he obviously must not have had in his young life and starts being nice to him and showing him friendship and kindness and caring and loyalty and all the things he doesn’t quite have as an adult. He will of course, develop a crush on Juliet for this reason.

The episode ends with Juliet offering to do something nice for Ben.. Say she invites him to come over to her house for dinner. He gives a evil Ben smirk so we know the kid will grow up to be the adult Ben we know despite Juliet’s efforts.

*boom*

LOST

On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episode 11, titled “Whatever Happened, Happened”. WARNING: Listener discression is advised. Not because of any swearing or innapropriate content, but because I rant quite a bit on this one and some people can’t seem to handle that. So be warned, I didn’t like this one and I’m not shy about saying it. If that’s too much for you then you might not want to listen to this episode. It is called “Cranky Fanatic” for a reason.

 

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On this episode of the Cranky Fanatic Lost Podcast we cover Lost season 5 episode 10, titled “He’s Our You”. This was a very interesting episode. Good action, good twist at the end, but at the same time not a lot of depth. Our discussion lasted half as long as usual. But I still liked it! We need more of you to join us live though. Come join us next Wednesday!

 

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