Hi! DawnOwar here…
I’ve written a post about Martin Keamy, which will definitely be a spoiler for you if you haven’t seen the season 4 finale yet. If you’ve already seen it or if you don’t care to get spoiled, read on for my thoughts about our favorite killing machine!
I’d like to take this opportunity to request a moment of silence for Martin Christopher Keamy please…
Sure he’s a cold blooded killer, but could a guy with a tattoo of Eduardo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends be all bad?
Keamy enjoyed shooting stuff and wearing dead man switches in his armpit.
His hobbies included threatening to kill people, attempting to kill people that he couldn’t kill, killing people on the freighter, and killing everyone on the island.
All that brute force and needless violence made him unbelievably sexy. But we are left, after his death, to ponder whether or not he had any interest in women at all beyond shooting them in the head.
Like all the LOST characters, I’m sure he was really a nice guy down deep who was a victim of bad parenting and other various circumstances which led him to become the big sexy musclebound killing machine we grew to know and love him as.
He and all his faceless friends will be missed.
I, whole heartly, feel your pain! I have the image of him, bare chested, with a heart monitor being taped to his body…forever burned into my mind! He’s a picture of beauty, death too, but more importantly…raw, mind-numbing, bite your bottom lip til it bleeds masculine sexuality. As I watched him fading away the other night, I was grief stricken at the realization that I would not get to see him again. Now, I fully understand Stockholm Syndrome, because I would followed that killing machine through jungle and stream…willingly! Rest in peace Martin Keamy…my heart and most twisted fantasies be with you…
I hate to take over Big O’s page with girl-talk
Sawyer’s done nothing for me this season with all his heroics and niceness.