The LOST Fashion Review 4-11 Cabin Fever

Hi! It’s DawnOwar, your LOST Fashion Correspondent for CrankyFanatic.com.

This week takes us back to the 1950’s when women wore lipstick in frightening shades of red,

and pretty much everyone smoked pretty much everywhere.

It was a time when men and women had clearly defined gender roles in society, but that doesn’t stop our rebellious Richard Alpert from wearing his trademark eyeliner.


Ageless and Fearless in the 50’s

Horace is in a dream and on a loop sporting a Dharma Jumpsuit and left nostril unstuck-in-time nosebleed, speaking cryptically to Locke and chopping down trees. Why don’t you just tell Locke where the cabin is for goodness sake?

Hurley must have been saving this designer T-shirt for just such a trek across the jungle. Either there were fresh clothes his size in the barracks or else he brought this embellished T with and just hadn’t worn it until now. Very snazzy.

Frank has been traveling back and forth from the freighter to the island with the same dirty band-aid Juliette gave him 10 episodes ago. Must be Band-Aid brand cause that thing is really stuck on him.

Meanwhile Keamy is having another B&D moment with his friend and an MP3 player.

Matthew Abbadon made an appearance as an orderly. The outfit’s not very noteworthy but I just had to say “Worst Orderly Ever”.

On to the cabin, which they showed very little of considering the title of this episode was “Cabin Fever”, where we finally get to see Christian Sheppard speaking and interacting with someone on the island.

Big O was wondering why he’s got the hiking boots and the scruffy beard instead of the suit and the white sneakers we’re accustomed to seeing him in.

I’ve got no clue, but I’m worried now that Big O is trying to steal my job!

Last but not least, Claire, who’s possibly either on drugs or resting in peace… hard to tell the difference… has copied Frank’s forehead band-aid, dirt and all!


It’s hot in this herre cabin

Back to you Big-O!

Posted by DawnOwar in Fashion, LOST

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