Hi, I’m DawnOwar, your LOST Fashion Correspondent for CrankyFanatic.com.
Fashion is obviously very important to the Losties who always look *fabulous* no matter what harrowing circumstances they may be in.
Fashion Diva Kate opened this episode in her DIY tube top. Sometimes, when you’re sitting on the beach in your jeans in the hot sun, tank top straps are just too much to bear.
Also new for her this week is the headband made of something that looks like weeds. Obviously nothing more than a fashion statement as it doesn’t actually keep her hair out of her face at all.
The boys in Otherville have access to plumbing, washing machines, hair dryers, etc. so their clothes are all looking their best these days. Hurley’s clearly using hair product, and Sawyer’s been ironing his shirts. Even Locke is wearing a nice clean shirt, and he’s always the last one to change. Ben’s been shaving, so there’s no shortage of razors…
Which means the scruffy beard they all have is FASHION! A little more than a 5 o’clock shadow, The 9 o’clock shadow is all the rage on the island. Probably cause the guys see that it really works for Jack.
Since all the pregnant women on the island die before they can give birth, there’s no baby clothes for poor little Aaron. They’ve just sort of tossed a blanket over him. There probably aren’t any pampers on the island either. Claire has her work cut out for her.
She has such a difficult job being a clueless new mom and looking after her giant two month old baby with no supplies. Poor dear is so tired she left Aaron with Hurley and went home to take a nap. Didn’t even get her shoes off before falling into such a sound sleep that all the yelling and screaming and gunfire and explosions didn’t wake her up.
Meanwhile, in Iraq in the future, Ben’s rockin’ the “Don’t pay attention to me, I’m just a photographer trying to blend into the local culture” scarf, while Sayid, in mourning (again), shows us his serious side in a classic black suit.
You’d think someone would have thought it strange that he suddenly ran off into an alley in the middle of the funeral procession carrying the casket of his dead wife to her grave, but then they probably thought it was strange that he’d wear a black suit to a Muslim funeral too.
If you love a man in uniform, you’ll love Keamy who was decked out in camouflage being the kind of bad boy all the women fall for. Seen here with subjugating Alex, looking like something out of French BSDM Vouge.
We’re hot!
Ben knows that London is one of the fashion capitals of the world! He made sure to color his hair and put on a fine suit and coat before trying to blag his way into the elevator that goes to Widmore’s penthouse. Good thinking Ben! No one would believe your lies with your natural hair color!
A much better look for him than the Dharma parka he woke up wearing in Tunisia. Totally out of season. What a fashion faux pas!
That’s all for this episode… Always remember, just because you’re fighting to survive on a weird mysterious desert island doesn’t mean you can’t be beautiful.
Back to you Big-O!
Brilliant Dawn! I love it.